What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

No way

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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