What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:31

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
No way
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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